Sunday, April 5, 2009

Defile My Trial

Ever thoughtful, Glam gave me this gem of a file folder as a You're-Going-to-Trial-and-It's-Almost-Your-Birthday present.
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I thought it was so cute because of the colors. They match my blog perfectly!

I hadn't even seen the good side, though. That was when I really fell in love.
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The thought of rummaging through this thing nonchalantly in court cracks me up. I felt self-conscious just toting it down the hall on my way out of the office.

Too bad plaintiff is filing for Chapter 13 relief, and the Court decided to stay my case pending the outcome of the bankruptcy.

Oh, the disappointment and euphoria of not going to trial in a week! No Atticus Finch or Perry Mason performance by me after all. Hell, even a Denny Crane or Elle Woods moment would've been cool.

But now I get to celebrate my birthday stress-free. Silver lining to everything.

16 comments:

  1. Hahahaha I love this! Hilarious. I can totally picture you rocking that in the office.

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  2. How fun!
    Happy early birthday!

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  3. I would like a simulated enactment please.

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  4. The relief of not going to trial has got to be a bit of a birthday present in itself! I find the courts have no sense of humor.

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  5. Yay for you for not having to go to trial! Boo for me. I was looking forward to the recap of your cheering section.

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  6. Yay for a stress-free birthday. Boo for not screaming at the defendant for washing her hair 24 hours after getting a perm.

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  7. Yahooo for no trial and for the upcoming birthday! I love that accordian!

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  8. hahaha those are awesome, i love it. and yay april birthdays! :)

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  9. the teen took one look and squealed "i want one!"

    awesome.

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  10. too freakin' awesome. yay for no trial near birthday!

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  11. i wanna that folder. boo to no finching but yay to a stress free bday.

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  12. awesome gift. I can now picture you walking into court w/ that file in one of your outfits you posted previously.

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  13. That folder is fan-effing-tastic!
    <3

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