I braved the weirdos and tourists on Hollywood Boulevard today after work. In the sweltering heat, I walked along the crowded sidewalk in my stuffy black suit, high heels clicking over the shiny stars of Jim Henson and Jimi Hendrix.
I bought a black vinyl catsuit. It is hot. Literally. Like 200-degrees-sweaty hot.
I also bought a small riding crop.
And now I leave you in suspense.
::blank stare::
ReplyDeleteWOW....Mr. Monkey is going to be SUPER HAPPY....:)
ReplyDeleteOooh, I think I might know :)
ReplyDeleteyayayayyayayayayy! corn rows too?????
ReplyDeleteThe possibilies of where this is going are endless. ;)
ReplyDeletethat is so not cool.
ReplyDeleteAll you need now are some mandibular restraints and handcuffs for Mr. Monkey, and you're all set.
ReplyDeleteEileen can loan you a set of handcuffs if needed...
Remember, Mr. Monkey has been a bad, bad boy...
Are you trying to get the CIA to amend its dress code again??
ReplyDeleteBTW, Cheeks, you scare me. ;)
I think I'm scared.
ReplyDeletei'm DYING.......I can't wait to see the whole getup.
ReplyDeleteCheeks is freaking me out too.
ReplyDeleteSweaty Monkey in vinyl. Nice visual hahahaha :)
Just trying to be helpful... :)
ReplyDeleteI've been reading Diabolina's blog...I think this has something to do with her upcoming birthday festivities :) Or, Mr. Monkey is one lucky monkey :)
ReplyDeletei am glad i am not the inside of that catsuit.
ReplyDeleteand i am scared. hollywood blvd. scared me even when i was there twice a week on a job site.
Sounding heartbeats, intimidations... Annie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Annie?
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I think I know and I can't wait to see the pictures from all of it.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Diabolina too! Me and Alyssa are super smart-os.
ReplyDeleteWa--Hat?
ReplyDeleteAll I know is that I am a very glad person that you love taking pictures. I am intrigued to see Sweaty Monkey Cat in action.
ReplyDeleteI would have loved to have seen the look on the sales clerk's face when you came in all conservative to buy that suit. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteMust have the makeup... black lipstick.
ReplyDeletei'm scurred for you :/
ReplyDeletei'm pretty happy i didn't read these posts in the right order.
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