I received a mysterious package this morning. There was no sender information.
Cautiously, I opened the box to reveal this.
I laughed out loud with glee! I ran to show The Girl Next Door, who thought it was great, too. After I sent an e-mail to my favorite former co-workers, it was revealed that my dear Mansmell was the culprit.
The Girl Next Door was quite tickled by this, too. She and Mansmell went to law school together. Small world! Thank you, Mansmell! I shall think of you every time I collate!
And if you don't get it, I suggest you rent
Office Space immediately, you poor soul.
that is the best office-warming gift ever.
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I'm gonna set the building on fire.
ReplyDeleteWow! You look *exactly* the same now as you did ten years ago. We should all be so lucky!!
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, but I think you have MY stapler.....
ReplyDeletei LOVE that movie!! my bff fell asleep halfway through it and her husband has yet to show it to her again. the girl has never worked in an office and just doesn't get it. :(
ReplyDelete"I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."
ReplyDeleteAh, my all-time favorite movie :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats to the prof!
agree with dapotato, best.gift.evar.
ReplyDeleteI love the Stapler gift but what I love even more is that your girlfriend's nickname is "red socks!" LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteRed stapler! Awesome!!
ReplyDeleteunforgettable, indeed. congrats to the prof :)
ReplyDeleteMr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...
Mansmell rocks. And I have no doubt you are right about the big wedding. Congrats Prof!
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