Thursday, October 4, 2007

I Heart Gossip Girl

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How glad am I that I stayed up late to watch recorded Gossip Girl?! I loved tonight's episode. It made me laugh so hard. Ivy Week? Really? Really?! LMFAO. And what could beat an intro of a girls' choir doing an a capella rendition of Fergie's "Glamorous"? Pretty much nothing.

If Dan really were second in his class at an elite NYC prep school (and had good standardized test scores), fuck Dartmouth -- he could go to a far better Ivy. What a ridiculous plot...ridiculously great! Ha!

And like dopey Blair could ever get into Yale. As if! Legacy schmegacy! Simply having a parent who graduated from an Ivy doesn't mean you're going to get in. This isn't a damn sorority.

And the gigantic glasses on Blair's groupie friends? Hi-larious!

And...if you had a parent who went to Harvard and another who went to Brown, why the hell would you dream of Brown?! Stupid Serena. Oh well. Doesn't matter because everyone thinks she's a drug addict anyway, right?

"My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model -- a male model."

Reading letters and crying together heal everything. Not.

I need to write for this show.

xoxo,
WeezerMonkey

7 comments:

  1. you should totally write for the show. i haven't watched it, but you should write for it.

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  2. 90210 was so much better. You show me Brenda Walsh bangs circa 1990 on Gossip Girl, and I will start to take it seriously...

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  3. I loooooove Gossip Girl too. It's so bad that it's good.

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  4. I've heard this is good. I gotta check it out.

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  5. You blog about GOssip Girl but mot Biggest Loser? Tsk tsk.

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  6. I just finished watching the episode from last night (glad I didn't read your blog sooner). Just FWIW, at some Ivies, legacies have a 40% better chance of gaining admission than regular students. Some schools (like Penn) even have offices specifically geared toward schmoozing and recruiting legacies.

    Oh, and I super puffy <3 Gossip Girl!!! The writer, Felicia Henderson, graduated from UCLA and will be a professor starting winter quarter in the School of Theater, Film, and TV for screenwriting.

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  7. hahha. youre so funny. i love reading your blogs - the show is fab.

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